Simple Times: Crafts for Poor People by Amy Sedaris
According to Amy Sedaris, its often been said that ugly people craft and attractive people have sex. But in her new book SIMPLE TIMES she sets the record straight, doing for crafting what she did so brilliantly and successfully for entertaining in her bestseller I Like You. Demonstrating that crafting is one of lifes more pleasurable and constructive leisure activities, Sedaris shows us that anyone with a couple of hours to kill and access to pipe cleaners can join the elite society of crafters. Readers will discover how to make popular crafts such as crab claw roach clips, tinfoil balls and crepe paper moccasins; where to look for inspiration buy fruit and let it get old, what shapes does it turn into? ; instructions for creating your very own craft room; and ways to avoid the most common crafting accidents sawdust fires, feather asphyxia, pine cone lodged in throat ; plus whole chapters full of crafting ideas pompom ringworms! that will inspire you to create your own hastily constructed obscure darts; and more of the brilliant recipes and ingenious ideas for hostessing and entertaining that she gave us in I Like You.